me: h—

novel written by man: her breasts were large, but still firm

I’m sick of all the men i think are hot ignoring my telepathic messages like pay attention to me right fucking now!

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christiandiorhypnoticpoison:
“put her in the charlie’s angels reboot
”

put her in the charlie’s angels reboot

Me: *sees my stuffed animal on the floor next to my bed*

Me: Why wasn’t I a better parent

Guys with beards are just guys without beards with beards

On this bitch of an Earth as it is in Heaven.

lesbiabraxas:
“”
ho5eokie

“why are u still sleeping with a plushie?” because im lonely bitch get out

being a macroorganism is so stressful. i want to know what my cells are doing. I don’t like how unsupervised they are

fate:
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